Did I just say "vegan cream" like it was no big deal? Ew! EEEWWWWWWW!!
I think it's weird when people decide to go vegan, and then all they eat is super-processed meat and dairy substitutes. That stuff is the devil! Tapioca cheese? Non-dairy creamer, which is basically just corn syrup? Tofurky? I just threw up in my mouth a little. Don't even get me started on vegan bacon. *shudder*
I mean, why mess with these abominable food substitutes when there are perfectly delicious all-natural unadulterated vegan things you could eat?
This lovely soup has nothing weird or processed in it, and also nothing that came from an animal. I am totally on board. Did you know about the magical creamy properties of raw cashews? It is nothing short of a revelation. Now, I'm not going to lie to you and say, "Oh my gosh! It tastes exactly like cream!" Because it obviously does not taste anything like cream. But if you eat this soup, which tastes delicious in its own wonderfully nutty way, you'll feel better, and so will your skinny jeans. Plus, I assume that in eight short days, you will be stuffing your face with many, many delicious things that contain real cream and real butter, so why don't we do ourselves a favor and make up for it now?
P.S. Just for the sake of full disclosure, that toast in the photo has real, non-vegan, from-a-cow cheddar cheese on it. I am not a vegan. Clearly. I just think real plant-based food is fun.
Vegan Cream of Broccoli Soup
adapted from Joy the Baker
Trivia: the thing that makes Worcestershire sauce un-vegan is anchovies.
1 1/2 cups raw cashews
1 small onion, diced
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 tablespoon olive oil
2 heads broccoli, washed and separated into florets
1/8 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1 teaspoon ground cumin
1 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon ground mustard seeds
black pepper to taste
juice of 1 lemon
1 tablespoon vegan Worcestershire sauce
4 cups water
Place raw cashews in a bowl with enough water to fully cover, and soak for one hour. Drain.
Steam broccoli until tender and bright green. Drain and set aside.
Place the olive oil in a large saucepan over medium heat. Add onions and saute until translucent, about 5-6 minutes. Add garlic and cook one minute more. Add seasonings, and continue cooking for a few seconds. Toss in the cooked broccoli, mix it all up, remove from the heat and set aside.
Place half of cashews, half of broccoli mixture, and 2 cups water into a blender, and blend until smooth. Pour into a soup pot over low heat, and repeat with remaining ingredients. Add lemon juice and Worcestershire sauce, and more water if desired. Serve warm.
Yield: 4-6 servings.